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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:48 -0400

thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:19:48 -0400

People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat

Wanna eat meat? That’s okay

Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay

Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay

People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.

if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:01 -0400

if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too

mentalalchemy: laughingbodhisattva: mrsmustachejay: justwatcht...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:36:12 -0400

mentalalchemy:

laughingbodhisattva:

mrsmustachejay:

justwatchthesunrise:

4thandocean:

littlescribbles-onmynotebook:

samakinz:

powerlesbian:

Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got

I got goosebumps from this.

Wow.

Well spoken

PREAAACHH

WOW

That’s what i’m talking about.

boom!

a-ttitude: worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: Th...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:33:02 -0400

a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:31:03 -0400

thinspocean: rupaulvevo: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:19:19 -0400

thinspocean:

rupaulvevo:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SAME

THANKS PATRICIA

becauseitcounts: i think it’s dumb how people judge you for having a tattoo with no “meaning”...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:43:23 -0400

becauseitcounts:

i think it’s dumb how people judge you for having a tattoo with no “meaning” behind it. if i want a tattoo of a poodle it is not symbolizing anything except for my love of poodles.

child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:22:43 -0400

child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:21:25 -0400

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery

so be it

ourgoatrodeo: “You look like Gary Busey went bobbing for apples...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:21:09 -0400

ourgoatrodeo:

“You look like Gary Busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees.”

"Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with..."

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:21:36 -0400

“Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.”

- Tati-Ana Mercedes (via aquaticuss)

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Mon, 06 May 2013 15:03:07 -0400

stephrc79: dracoandhermione: imjustamalfoy: hermi-oh-ne: lol ...

Sun, 05 May 2013 09:50:23 -0400

stephrc79:

dracoandhermione:

imjustamalfoy:

hermi-oh-ne:

lol

…25.000 muggles around

“Who knows what it might have become?”

At least they got the train station part right.

almightykushlord: if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:22:30 -0400

almightykushlord:

if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child

monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:05:34 -0400

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

That was deep

skinnyforskinnys: For you girls losing weight for guys:

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:02:59 -0400

skinnyforskinnys:

For you girls losing weight for guys:

myownroadtohappiness: I will listen to any song that moves my heart or ass.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:57:55 -0400

myownroadtohappiness:

I will listen to any song that moves my heart or ass.

"There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build..."

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:52:25 -0400

“There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.”

- William Upski Wimsatt (via embracethevision)

dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:57:40 -0400

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read